Mikinzi, what?

gracefulwildandwitty:

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

oh. my. god.

lunar-amethyst:

charlesoberonn:

lewishaoki:

warcalledlife:

Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning

Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world.
It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills

Science side here: The flash coming off of the lightning is very fast. Your phonecamera’s shutter actually takes the photo from side to side. The flash of lightning (or perhaps another lightning) struck while it was in the middle of photographing, leaving half of the photo being from before the flash, and the other half during it.

thank you science side of tumblr!!

lunar-amethyst:

charlesoberonn:

lewishaoki:

warcalledlife:

Not sure why but this is how my phone took a picture of lightning

Looks like it took half of this world, and half of a dark world.

It’s so rad and creepy, gives the spook chills

Science side here: The flash coming off of the lightning is very fast. Your phonecamera’s shutter actually takes the photo from side to side. The flash of lightning (or perhaps another lightning) struck while it was in the middle of photographing, leaving half of the photo being from before the flash, and the other half during it.

thank you science side of tumblr!!

sterlingsea:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

I want this??? for my wedding???? *sees if they do commissions*

sterlingsea:

chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com

I want this??? for my wedding???? *sees if they do commissions*

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
bead-bead:

dixie-chicken:

ambelies:

aquarion:

aquarion:

morkaischosen:

medea-and-morticia:

discardedfamily:

keepmegoingbaby:

fencehopping:

Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

I thought that was a cheerleader crab

Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?
someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.



I am now singing “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker” to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.

I will beat a motherfucker
with another motherfucker
'til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.
Motherfucker, Motherfucker,
Do not fuck with motherfuckers,
Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.
I once saw a spider
He was not a dove.
using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.
Beating motherfuckers,
He looked very pleased.
And with spider friends like that
Who needs anemones?
Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?
I will beat a motherfucker
with a motherfuck.
 
Once a motherfucker fucked with
twice the motherfucker and he
found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.

By Popular Demand: 

Oh sweet Jesus, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. omg.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE TINY GRAY BOX, SOME GUY WITH A FETCHING ACCENT ACTUALLY SANG IT

That is “I Am The Very Model Of A Motherfucking General” level singing.

bead-bead:

dixie-chicken:

ambelies:

aquarion:

aquarion:

morkaischosen:

medea-and-morticia:

discardedfamily:

keepmegoingbaby:

fencehopping:

Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up handfuls clawfuls of stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.

I thought that was a cheerleader crab

Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?

someone please find a picture of this crab and put “I’ll beat a motherfucker with another mother fucker” on it in captions. Do it please I am not good with edits.

I am now singing “I will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker” to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.

I will beat a motherfucker

with another motherfucker

'til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.

Motherfucker, Motherfucker,

Do not fuck with motherfuckers,

Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.

I once saw a spider

He was not a dove.

using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.

Beating motherfuckers,

He looked very pleased.

And with spider friends like that

Who needs anemones?

Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?

I will beat a motherfucker

with a motherfuck.

 

Once a motherfucker fucked with

twice the motherfucker and he

found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.

By Popular Demand:

Oh sweet Jesus, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. omg.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE TINY GRAY BOX, SOME GUY WITH A FETCHING ACCENT ACTUALLY SANG IT

That is “I Am The Very Model Of A Motherfucking General” level singing.

This is the face of a very happy lady. I had the most amazing day with @xvanceyx. My face still hurts from laughing and smiling all day. Thanks for being my life partner and going on water slide adventures with me ♡♡♡

This is the face of a very happy lady. I had the most amazing day with @xvanceyx. My face still hurts from laughing and smiling all day. Thanks for being my life partner and going on water slide adventures with me ♡♡♡

fuckyeahpixivranking:

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